Monday, June 15, 2015

devoted wife post

Today I texted Judd that his Waynesboro box came back to me, "REFUSED."  Was it refused by Judd or was it because it wasn't picked it up in time from the post office? Is he short food?  His meds?  Should I re-send the Waynesboro box further north?  Should I send the Elkton box now (or later?)  He never got the post cards all the family and neighbors wrote-- 'Lost by the US Post Office. '  Where do I send this next box? Front Royal?  I asked my "smart" phone to locate Judd's phone. My phone said:  "he's offline--notify you when he's on line?" and I say yes, but my phone hasn't yet.

After a bad work day: It's 9:32pm after a 12 hour work day-- I go to my comfort place-- HuluPLUS Jon Stewart...... and there are no new episodes. I'm all caught up at last Thursday.  It's merely Monday pm... I can't watch a real Monday until Tuesday.... my screen saver starts flashing selfies of my bearded husband with stranger-hikers.... the apple TV starts showing pics of all the latest : Judd-selfies with his new friends on the trail, our Scotland whisky tapping;  Daisy on the neighbor's dock, an AT privvy, Ryley on a sailboat in Spain;  Omer and Mike frying chicken,my new bathroom renovation....it's complicated.



June 13 - "shifted bubbles"

I left Tree Streets B&B I Waynesboroand was on the trail by1000. Yesterday was a zero day I did no hiking. Rested about all I accomplished was three post cards and a two hour trip to Mings all you can eat Chinese Buffett. I was a spectacular Buffett. About two hours into the hike I met up with Chipmonk. He looked beat and we sat and talked. His wife wants him home. I had met up with him in Krogers the night before. We shared a box of gallon size zip lock baggies and a six pack of hard cider. On the way in I saw Waldo coming out of Mings. He's hiking without Keychain and Pathfinder. They have something planned for the release of the new Jurassic park movie. I ended up putting the rest of the bags and the two extra disposable razors and shave cream in the hiker box at the B&B I had found a tshirt and shorts in the hiker box too. The waist was a 32 but they seemed to fit adequately. I went to a barber and had the beard taken off. Too many kids calling me sir. By hat means I could walk down to the laundromat and was everything. I had asked bill the owner if he had any hiker clothes and he had said no. These places don't get how important it is to have a couple old shirts and pairs of shorts around for hikers to borrow to do laundry. Darn few hikers carry the luxury of town clothes. I sorted out my resupply box of four days. I decided I had about two days surplus and headed down to the Lutherans church to see if I could donate to their hiker box. On Thursday night they had a hiker feed for just a donation. Lasagna and salad and ice cream and brownies. There were probably a dozen hikers and two dozen parishioners. They run a hostel here too. At six pm the hikers can set up cots. It's a pretty popular spot. Or they can camp outside in a field. Showers are available. I saw Smoke and Slip and Ghost hiker. They did not recognize me without my beard. We all declined vespers. At Krogers I picked up a bag of Fritos. One of the highest calories snacks/bread products you can carry. Better than tortillas. Back to the trail. I left Chipmonk and headed out. The first shelter came and went at about seven miles and two o'clock. The trail is pretty good. Keep crossing the BRP. The up hills seem long but gradual the day turns into a 20.6 mi day. The shelter Is full and there's easily a dozen tents. I seem to have shifted bubbles as there are no familiar faces.
421 Walnut Ave, Waynesboro, VA, United States

June 6 -UNCUT (i.e. unspell-checked ) from Vesuvius

I seem to have hooked up with Low Profile. A cop from Texas. He's as hiking with Yoda but when Yoda was medivaced low profile was left on his own. He wants company. Nice enough fellow full of stories. His wife seems unhappy he is on the trail for so long. He's shooting on ding home for Father's Day. We hike pretty much the same hike. He's slower on the uphills but faster on the downs. For every up there's an equal down. We do a pretty uneventful 15 mile day. Spend the night at johns hollow shelter. Mile 786.3 from springer.
76° Drizzle
Appalachian National Scenic Trl, Vesuvius, VA, United States

Saturday, June 13, 2015

a circus and perforated urethra - June 5

14.9 mile day. Lunch time!
Young gun and rainbow. Boda and Low Profile. Low profile was hiking with Yoda. Yoda fell as he was stepping over a blow down across the trail and impaired his rectum on a broken branch. Actually he perforated his urethra. It took EMTs about an hour to find him and medivac him. The funniest part of the story is that Yoda didn't want Low Profile to set off his SPOT gps emergency locator because he didn't want every emergency responded on the east coast out looking for him. Also he didn't want his wife to freak out. There's talk of him coming back as a flip flop. Start at Baxter and hike south to where he got off. Low Profile may join him. The ATC is encouraging flip flops and other sectional type thru hikes to relieve some of the pressure on the trail. Lots of folks insist on a linear end to end approach but it really becomes a circus on this southern end of the trail as that's where everyone insists on starting. I'm glad I'm getting off at Harpers Ferry to spend summer in Maine. I can't imagine hiking through the heat of the midatlantic states in July and August. Boda has gone home with foot and shin splint issues. Young Gun is from Maine and tried thru hiking last year. Got as far as Glasgow. Rainbow is from Virginia and had to leave the trail to go to her college graduation. Wild and Boy were here. Collectively they are known as the Wild Boys. Also Krispy and Slip made an appearance. Little Giant and Aqua Fresh were here also
69° Partly Cloudy
Appalachian National Scenic Trl, Buchanan, VA, United States


yellow blazers...... June 4 (e)

I will slack pack back from Thunder Ridge Overlook. BRP 74.9. I even have a grapefruit to peel for lunch. So let's see omer and chat with a bunch of folks going against the flow as I am. There's mother Moab a yellow blazer in an unbrella. That's Wallet behind her. Moab also has an old dog with here that has a service dog harness named Utah. The poor old thing is not a service dog. She's a yellow blazer highly despised. People have even started writing shelter journal entries and signing them “Utah”. Feed me or carry your own water etc. 
60° Drizzle
Appalachian National Scenic Trl, Buchanan, VA, United States



  Here is what I, Melanie, devoted trail widow learned when  googling:  "yellow blazing."  (I thought maybe it meant dogs on the trail who pee everywhere.)

Yellow Blazing, Yellow Blazer: Hitch-hiking or otherwise skipping over sections of the Trail.




Other Jargon you may find useful:

TRAIL TALK  from sophiaknows.com
  • Blaze, White Blaze: A two by six inch square of white paint ocassionally and wholly accidentally left on a tree by the mythical maintainers. These are generally thought to indicate that: someone went this way before me and they apparently own paint.
  • Blue Blazer: A hiker who frequently substitutes blue blazed routes paralleling the official AT. These may be: shorter, flatter or more scenic than the official route. Many blue blazed trails are in fact vestiges of earlier AT routes and as such frequently head directly through popular resupply points avoided by the modern "scenic" AT.
  • Credited Miles: An as yet un-hiked portion of the official white blazed Appalachian Trail. Credited miles exclude side trails to shelters, water, services and views. Credited miles also exclude any portion of the Trail previously trod upon by the hiker (e.g. a northbounder's descent from Katahdin)
  • Flip-Flop Hiker: A hiker completing the Trail in a discontinuous hike within a single year. Flip-flop hikes may begin at either end of the Trail (i.e. Leg 1 North from Georgia, Leg 2 South from Maine) or may begin a convenient midpoint on the Trail (Harpers Ferry is popular) (i.e. Leg 1 Mid-point North to Maine, Leg 2 Mid-point South to Georgia).
  • GA-ME, GAME: Short hand for Georgia to Maine. A notation used in trail registers by Georgia to Maine thru-hikers.
  • Go-lighter, Ultra-lighter: A hiker who carries an extemely light pack (typically 15-25 lbs). Ultra-lighters use light-weight tarps in lieu of tents and favor sleep sacks (silk and fleece liners) over traditional bags. They are frequently cold and always hungry.
  • ME-GA, MEGA: Short hand for Maine to Georgia. A notation used in trail registers by Maine to Georgia thru-hikers.
  • Northbounder (NoBo):Short hand for a Georgia to Maine thru-hiker.
  • Pointless Ups and Downs (PUDs) Hills and full blown mountains senselessly included in the path of the Appalachian Trail. These features are frequently remote from the most natural trail route requiring exquisite and serpentine contortions in the path to deliver the hiker to the base of targeted monolith.
  • Purist: A hiker who insists on passing every white blaze (demarcating the official AT) between Maine and Georgia. See, also: Ultra-purist (var); Blue Blazer (ant)
  • Section Hiker: A hiker who seeks to complete the Trail in large sections over several years. Section hikers can take two, three or as many as twenty years (at 100 mi/year) to complete the Trail.
  • Southbounder (SoBo): Short hand for a Maine to Georgia thru-hiker.
  • Trail Names: The fanciful (some would say Super Friends-like) monikers adopted by or assigned to Appalachian Trail hikers. These names are used in trail and shelter registers and in actual conversation among hikers. An odd convention of the Trail to some, trail names are memorable and help hikers sort among the twenty Johns, thirty Davids and twelve Anns they are likely to meet in the course of months or weeks on the AT.
  • Thru-hiker: Generally used to mean a hiker who has walked the Trail from end-to-end in a single (normally continuous) hike. Often includes hikers completing the trail in a single dis-continuous hike within a single year, and may include hikers completing the Trail in large sections over two or three years.
  • Tour Hiker: A hiker who seeks to hike only the most desirable sections of the Trail. These hikers ofter start in Georgia and finish in Maine but, either because of time constraints or boredom, skip large sections of the Trail (Pennsylvania is a popular omission as are New Jersey, New York and Connecticut). See, also: Yellow Blazing, Yellow Blazer
  • Ultra-purist: A hiker who scrupulously insists on carrying her full pack not only past every white blaze on the Trail but over every inch of soil demarcated by those blazes. Unlike simple purists, ultra-purists consider dirt under a large fallen tree to be "part of the official AT" and will literally tag the space underneath from either side whenever forced to circumnavigate a blowdown.
  • Weekend Hiker, Weekender: A hiker who is out for 2-3 days and is more or less incidentally hiking on the AT. Frequently includes large camp and church groups. Often includes Boy Scout troops. Has been known in Pennsylvania to include penal boot camp outings.
  • Yellow Blazing, Yellow Blazer: Hitch-hiking or otherwise skipping over sections of the Trail. (Named for the yellow line down the center of the road) A yellow blazer is a hiker who skips large sections of the Trail because they are keeping a schedule or because the skipped section is difficult and/or tedious.  See, also: Tour Hiker
  • Yogi, Yogi-ing: In its strictest meaning, the act (or art) of obtaining desired goods or services without directly asking the candidate provider. In general usage, the act of obtaining desired goods of services from a third-party by any means including non-fatal force.
  • Zero Day, Taking a Zero, Zeroing: A day in which a hiker walks no "credited" miles (generally spent in a town or hostel). Zero days may be for resupply, recuperation and/or recreation. Hikers taking too many zero days risk "losing their hike" and/or becoming yellow blazers.


  • Keep running into them - June 4 (e)

    Little Bear and Atlas. Keep running into them. 
    60° Drizzle
    Appalachian National Scenic Trl, Buchanan, VA, United States

    ...left without remorse - June 4 (d)

    Gold Star. He carries it pinned to his pack. A recognition of achievement from a previous employer. He seems to have left without remorse. 
    61° Drizzle
    Appalachian National Scenic Trl, Buchanan, VA, United States